[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.zindl.cz\/kolik-mate-ovladacu\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.zindl.cz\/kolik-mate-ovladacu\/","headline":"Kolik m\u00e1te ovlada\u010d\u016f?","name":"Kolik m\u00e1te ovlada\u010d\u016f?","description":"M\u00e1te tak\u00e9 na sv\u00e9m ob\u00fdvac\u00edm stolku hned n\u011bkolik ovlada\u010d\u016f, a kdy\u017e rychle pot\u0159ebujete p\u0159epnout, tak koum\u00e1te, kter\u00fd ovlada\u010d pou\u017e\u00edt? J\u00e1 ob\u010das ano a opravdu m\u011b […]","datePublished":"2019-04-06","dateModified":"2019-04-06","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.zindl.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.zindl.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/7726f7b8e3ba8979c4cf2ad896cb2e8cc05af8ceb17ce4fb40617b72e0be53b4?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/7726f7b8e3ba8979c4cf2ad896cb2e8cc05af8ceb17ce4fb40617b72e0be53b4?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"zindl.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.zindl.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a343223_w2005_t1556370570.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.zindl.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a343223_w2005_t1556370570.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.zindl.cz\/kolik-mate-ovladacu\/","wordCount":441,"articleBody":"M\u00e1te tak\u00e9 na sv\u00e9m ob\u00fdvac\u00edm stolku hned n\u011bkolik ovlada\u010d\u016f, a kdy\u017e rychle pot\u0159ebujete p\u0159epnout, tak koum\u00e1te, kter\u00fd ovlada\u010d pou\u017e\u00edt? J\u00e1 ob\u010das ano a opravdu m\u011b to \u0161tve. Jeden ovlada\u010d na obrazovku, druh\u00fd ovlada\u010d na reprobedny, t\u0159et\u00ed ovlada\u010d na satelit, \u010dtvrt\u00fd na DVD p\u0159ehr\u00e1va\u010d. A kdy\u017e zrovna n\u011bkter\u00fd z\u00a0nich pot\u0159ebujete akutn\u011b pou\u017e\u00edt, zjist\u00edte, \u017ee ten nutn\u011b pot\u0159ebn\u00fd ovlada\u010d n\u011bkam zmizel.\tTak s\u00a0rukama od t\u011bsta na kol\u00e1\u010de jdete a hled\u00e1te po byt\u011b. Projdete v\u0161echny m\u00edsta, kde o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1te, \u017ee by mohl ovlada\u010d b\u00fdt a on nikde. Tak se pt\u00e1te sv\u00fdch potomk\u016f, kam ovlada\u010d zmizel, zjist\u00edte, \u017ee va\u0161e mlad\u0161\u00ed d\u00edtko, je\u0161t\u011b batole sed\u00ed na no\u010dn\u00edku, v\u00a0ruce ovlada\u010d a p\u0159evelice d\u016fle\u017eit\u011b se tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed, \u017ee telefonicky \u0159e\u0161\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00fd velmi v\u00e1\u017en\u00fd probl\u00e9m. Ov\u0161em z\u00a0jeho brebt\u00e1n\u00ed nev\u00edte, co. No nic. Chcete mu ovlada\u010d vz\u00edt, d\u00edtko se vztek\u00e1, bojuje o ovlada\u010d tak vehementn\u011b, a\u017e vylije no\u010dn\u00edk a cel\u00fd jeho obsah na podlahu a ovlada\u010d v\u00e1m ob\u011bma ve stejnou chv\u00edli vypadne a p\u0159istane v\u00a0t\u00e9 nev\u00e1bn\u00e9 lou\u017ei\u010dce. Zvednete ovlada\u010d, odnesete, p\u0159inesete hadr, vyt\u0159ete, p\u0159evle\u010dete d\u00edtko, kter\u00e9 se od toho pokladu umazalo, kone\u010dn\u011b se dost\u00e1v\u00e1te k\u00a0televizi a chcete p\u0159epnout z\u00a0nevhodn\u00e9ho po\u0159adu. A ono nic.\u00a0 Ovlada\u010d po t\u00e9 koupeli nep\u0159ep\u00edn\u00e1.\tChcete tedy pustit prost\u0159edn\u00edmu d\u00edtku poh\u00e1dku na DVD, kter\u00e9 se do\u017eaduje. Ne\u017e najdete DVD disk, za\u010dne V\u00e1m t\u00e9ct pol\u00e9vka na spor\u00e1k. P\u0159\u00edskokem ztlum\u00edte pol\u00e9vku. D\u00edtko se hlasit\u011b do\u017eaduje poh\u00e1dky. Vlo\u017e\u00edte disk do p\u0159ehr\u00e1va\u010de, spust\u00edte poh\u00e1dku a ejhle. Zvuk. Poh\u00e1dka je potichu, proto\u017ee reprobedny je nutn\u00e9 p\u0159epnout do jin\u00e9ho re\u017eimu. P\u00e1tr\u00e1te po spr\u00e1vn\u00e9m ovlada\u010di. Ten op\u011bt nikde. Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1te znovu sv\u00e9 hled\u00e1n\u00ed. Podez\u00edr\u00e1te batole, to v\u00a0klidu sed\u00ed a hraje si s\u00a0kosti\u010dkami. Pt\u00e1te se t\u0159et\u00edho d\u00edtka, pubert\u00e1ln\u00edho d\u00edtka, kde je ovlada\u010d. Dozv\u00edte se, \u017ee jste trapn\u00e1 a \u017ee ho asi odnesli mimozem\u0161\u0165an\u00e9. Hled\u00e1te tedy d\u00e1l. Ovlada\u010d se zjev\u00ed v\u00a0bedn\u011b s\u00a0ply\u0161ov\u00fdmi zv\u00ed\u0159aty. P\u0159epnete zvuk. Hur\u00e1.\tNebylo by n\u00e1dhern\u00e9, m\u00edt na v\u0161e pouze jeden ovlada\u010d a nejl\u00e9pe ve sv\u00e9m telefonu?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Kolik m\u00e1te ovlada\u010d\u016f?","item":"https:\/\/www.zindl.cz\/kolik-mate-ovladacu\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]